But before we cuddle into the inaneness of Tan tweets...
If you've followed SWB this week, you be aware of that 'Charley', the hatchling polygamist who appeared on Anderson Cooper's talk show exactly, made a speedy pulp, petition, and run band on SWB. Now, if you ask me, I feel this band was fueled by a preference to craft lobby group to his blog website. Yep, a SPAM wallop from a polygamist. IS Punch Holy ANYMORE? Time was googling for the punish url (what lamebrain would give the phony url at the same time as spamming? Yep, old regretful Charley!) I came diagonally their hatchling blog.
Heavenly COW, a big cheese was madder than a wet hen over there! Suffice to say, between the all cap din and fluctuating storytelling, Mama Hen Jackie was of course on the usual warpath. Seems SWB didn't treat her hubby with respect. Aw, come on, just because we didn't genuflect and overhaul his jackboots with our blur, doesn't mean we didn't respect your hopeful a 50% companion man. And if my eyes aren't bogus me, who came onto this blog hurling insults?
So, in the spirit of true partnership with SWB, I hereby understand writing the APRIL FOOL'S FOOLS AWARDS FOR Ghostly Behavior BY Baby bird POLYGAMISTS On your own THE KRAZIENESS OF THE KODY Tan KREW.
Crown up, the SPIRO T AGNEW TV Journalism Funding FOR PUNKING A Pair OF Spineless POLYGAMISTS goes to Anderson Cooper! According to Mama Hen, a mean old producer hoodwinked the clean hatchling polygamists into appearing on Anderson with the old decoy and invalidate match. You see, they proposal the show was goodbye to be about DATING, but it turned out to be about PLURAL Nuptial preferably. At all...Anderson, manipulate your endowment, you good-looking silvery fox!
Next, the Stage BY YOUR MAN (I'M LISTENING ON THE Overhang) Funding goes to....Mama Hen Jackie! As Mama Hen tells it, Charley on the dot happened' to be surfing plyg dating sites and on the dot happened' to twirl up in a chatroom on alleged plyg dating site which on the dot happened' to storage not only Enjoyable Rebecca, but a Producer from Anderson Cooper's show. From that clean meeting, Mama Hen Jackie says that "...Charley and Rebecca chatted a unimportant bit more than over [the] song - which I was included in..." In no doubt you were, hun. Comparable your award!
The third endowment, the RUN Alike THE Nor'easter AND DON'T Bring about Hold up Funding, goes to Rebecca, who if she has any self respect no more will entice heed of some limitation standard signs and mound visiting situate dating websites in the select. May I suggest you look into applying for The Spinster or Bachelor's Pad, perhaps?
Of rivulet, final but not smallest (at smallest not in his own mind) we transfer the Regretful CHARLIE Funding FOR Ghostly Airs which just has to go to that hopeful I Blab Whatever thing about Polygamy ad youth, CHARLEY! Explain on down award and get your endowment, you advantage it!
CONGRATS Funding Winners! From dwell in "...created 'sister spouse blog.." people!
Oh hell, if you conclusive need a chuckle, (like the way One people Ferry to be polygamists) here's the url: http://www.threelilpligs.com/
Now we segue from the insane to the blank...
Grip Thursday, Robyn and Meri had chomp together:
How sweet! Dine with a sisterwife, funny not to baptize Janelle (we will see later why Christine couldn't make it - assuming of rivulet she was invited). And why the need for a inside felt talk? At any rate, we more willingly than be aware of from the show that Robyn and Meri are the shining example of sisterwifehood, right?
OUCH! That didn't come out too good. Sounds like Meri is saying if she had a verdict between listening to Robyn talk more than or ingestion more than time shopping, shopping wins. We'll just transfer to see if Meri or Robyn clarifies this brainteaser in a select tweet.
Of rivulet, Meri's on her jolly way to Utah, but this time she has passengers:
Wow, Aspyn unsurprisingly is making the rounds. Two trips to Disneyland, and now a slither to Utah. But why the lettuce throwing?...Hmmmm.....
Hold up home from Disneyland, only one thing is on Kody's mind...
Well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, be aware of what I mean?
Whatever thing something else is panorama in the Kody Kamp. Crown, Aspyn gets a car, and two trips to the happiest place on burrow AND a road slither to Utah. Now Christine is being chosen with an protracted bicentennial have fun - from Disneyland back to Vegas for a charming feast.
And I'm so carefree Christine has heeded my impression to be more than delegate at the same time as twittering about restaurants and food!
Christine, you need to coach on the turn out. Sounds like you're overacting a bit...
That's better!
Hey Meri! This is Christine's and Kody's time, foil out! Thank you!
Umm... A day later but no memo of Kody...Oh well, such is the life of a sister wife! Possibly I can take-home pay you in a Boyfriend Pillow?
Well, that's all for now. And observe, I Untainted the Internet, so YOU don't Organize to !
