These 21 Brutally Honest Valentines Day Cards Are Just What You Need This Season

These 21 Brutally Honest Valentines Day Cards Are Just What You Need This Season
The sugary, syrupy words printed on expensive greeting cards with abundant red roses, pretty ribbons or lovey-dovey couples in the background sometimes fall short of expressing just what you want to tell your lady love. What you need are some honest Valentine's Day cards - with minimum mush and maximum candor. Here are 21 of them to suit every kind of girlfriend, crush and wife out there. Note: We are not responsible for any damages caused in the aftermath of gifting these cards!
1. Make sure you hand her this just before you are saying bye after a romantic Valentine's evening.
(c) FunnyJunk

2. The most honest card. Ever.
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3. The card that tells her she's found the one!
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4. Seriously, guys, how many of you relate to this one?
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5. How romantic!
(c) Reddit/mamba

6. The most honest 'Happily Ever After' card.
(c) Reddit/mamba

7. Amen to that.
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8. And probably too lazy to go cheat on her, even.
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9. You know what they say about a bird in hand is worth two in the bush? That.
(c) Reddit/mamba

10. You pay the rent, I'll pay the bills - and call it even.
(c) Reddit/mamba

11. True for every couple. Don't even try denying it, son.
(c) Emily McDowell

12. Just the card to get to your crush this Valentine.
(c) Etsy

13. The final frontier - if your love has braved the farts, it can brave anything!
(c) Etsy

14. Aww, that's so sweet. And the feeling is probably mutual too!
(c) elenaurelia

15. The first Valentine's Day card to get your girl. To be honest, it will probably be the last too.
(c) sugikboy

16. Couple of months or years into a relationship, this is just what you should get your mate.
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17. Showing gratitude for all the right things.
(c) Etsy

18. And as you move a few more years into the relationship, this would just about cinch it.
(c) Barnorama

19. Make sure you buy an 'I Am Sorry' card along with this one to send the next day.
(c) FunnyJunk

20. Or not yet, anyway.
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21. Just the card to make your girl feel lucky that she has you!
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Photo: (c) Emily McDowell and elenaurelia (Main Image)

Source: datingforaverageguys.blogspot.com

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