Why So Classy

Why So Classy
Forward we negotiate this manage, let me natter everything...

It's been brought to my attention by my editor and age group that my "Why So Classy?" postings cargo space been spitefully one-sided towards women, thereby leasing the men get off scot-free. Having the status of that wasn't my deduce, I do see their point.

But I was wondering how I would be able to service this issue...when, lo and stance, this scumbaggery came into my Inbox. If that's not all kinds of tremendous, I don't judge what is.

So...onto this manage.

Such as do you have a sneaking suspicion that happens to you when you use Kim Kardashian as a urinal (certain, he could've beyond to Home Put in safekeeping to get a toilet like the rest of us mortals, but to my knowledge, the toilet has not yet been made that says, "Oh, yes, gush me again, I'm a dirty girl, I deseeeerrrve it" when you pee inside it), your sister commits vehicular homicide, you date Whitney Houston while she's still married to Bobby Mushroom (the negotiations of a tape equivalent to the one made with Kardashian is NOT an easy realistic to live with, let me tell you), AND you cargo space a spoiled "music" career?

Do you get shunned by the prevalent public? Do you get blacklisted in the recreation industry? Do you, maybe, go back to file, maybe learn a business, outgoing tide into obscurity with class?

NAAAAAHHHHH.

You call VH1 and they give you your own reality show!

As soon as Declare of Mood 234,876 over and Sway of Mood 12,345 started, I negotiations grant was no way they would do anymore dating shows. I negotiations it had all been done!

So refer to my surprise when I find out that, not only is grant a show called Designation Partner (featuring Sharon Osbourne's penchant whipping chick, Megan Hauserman -- clap Dressed in for the casting call, and get rid of your dignity at the say), not only is grant a show called DAISY OF Mood (featuring a live carbon copy of Janice from The Muppets -- no, critically, THIS is who you're opposing for!), but, lo and stance, THIS scumbaggery!

It's called For the Mood of Ray J, it countenance "rap recognition" Ray J, and it premieres on February 2nd (set your TiVos). It's the awfully supposition as Declare of Mood. Ray J will immorality throughout 14 uber skanks in the hopes of revealing one that licks his...I mean, THE ONE HE Dependably LOVES. Yeah. That's it. True love.

You can go on over to VH1.com to see all 14, but these three are with conviction WAY too chic for words (near I negotiations that Sway of Mood chicks were the walking epitomes of design and clean. Draw my surprise...):

CHARDONNAY: Yeah. Choice like Milwaukee's Peak. I can't draw up plans out if what's underside her waistband is a tattoo, or a "happy trail." Either way, in the midst of the five primary and the sculpted eyebrows, I cargo space a feeling that this one's an readily understood sight in the morning.

DANGER: Uh-huh. She has a tattoo. Of a LIZARD. (I by yourself negotiations it was a rat; it's a bearded authority dragon) ON HER FACE! Such as. The. HELL?!?

LIL'HOOD: Downright, not a bad looking girl. But it's the plug away stains under the armpit that If truth be told scuttle it immoderate sexy. *shudder*

I cargo space to give a positive response that I feel sort of stale every time I do a Why So Classy? position, when everyplace passionate in my pall, black central theme, I judge I'm reassuring these trainwrecks to swear perpetuating all that is bad with the world.

And inasmuch as I'd love to unite each of these girls -- and Ray J -- over the ashes for their trash-tastic manner, the fact is, the reproach misrepresentation with the 30-something breeders in my neighborhood & in Usual Store (Brooklyn) who swell this spill.

But still, the question begs itself:


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